Last year in Spanish class I used google translate for one of my homework assignments because It was a struggle and my teacher read it and said, “wow do you have someone at home that speaks Spanish? This is very advanced,” and I said, “yes… My dad is fluent in Spanish…” And I realised that 1. I had told a really big lie to my teacher and 2. I just called google translate my dad
|teacher:||you can't bullshit this essay|
|me (under my breath):||if you're an ameteur|
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes
it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny
you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do
don’t be scared of “loosing him”
he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping
The difference between bisexuality and pansexuality: a powerpoint guide.
… but….why put the my little ponies in there…….
1. Because they match the color scheme of the pride flags
2. I like ponies.
3. It reenforces the light and cheerful tone of the overall powerpoint.
This is probably one of the best and least offensive/erasing guides out there and people are complaining about the ponies.
This is important!!!
|April:||favourite hair colour & favourite eye colour|
|May:||favourite manga & favourite anime|
|September:||instruments I play/ want to play|
|November:||if I changed my name, what would it be|
|December:||random fact about me :)|