My name is Callie. Multifandom blog. 

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

(via a-lunatic-without-a-cause)

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orcasymphony:

mothpope:

benefits of smoking:

  • u look hot
  • u die faster

so hows the 7th grade going

(via orphanblacks)

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unfreezes:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

(Source: foreverize, via i-ship-it-for-the-bitches)

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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via amazing-russell-isnotonfire)

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ccharlesxavier:

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

one time i was chatting with some tumblr friends on skype and it turned out that me and one girl lived in the same building

(via onlyork)

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susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via doctorwhoisnotonfire)

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